sonancysays:

the-best-medicine:

darkwingsnark:

sydthelemur:

nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

Actually, I can believe the bottom graph: Minnesota is a very passive-aggressive state.

What are they basing this off of? How is KENTUCKY usually courteous…But Ohio isn’t? Though, I will admit be curse all the fucking time. 

idk man, Ohio people seem pretty chill. Though I might be biased. We do cuss a lot.

I swear like a sailor. This is correct.

sonancysays:

the-best-medicine:

darkwingsnark:

sydthelemur:

nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

Actually, I can believe the bottom graph: Minnesota is a very passive-aggressive state.

What are they basing this off of? How is KENTUCKY usually courteous…But Ohio isn’t? Though, I will admit be curse all the fucking time. 

idk man, Ohio people seem pretty chill. Though I might be biased. We do cuss a lot.

I swear like a sailor. This is correct.

saderidan:

saderidan:

i wonder what happens if you subject a bunch of flies to homestuck porn

image

the only difference between science and messing around is writing it down

chlorodream:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

chlorodream:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

gumiappendsweet:

my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife


THAT’S A STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING 

THAT’S A STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING 

facetiousbatman:

haseosumiragawa:

PIZZATHULU

HOLY SHIT. I need someone to eat this with…

facetiousbatman:

haseosumiragawa:

PIZZATHULU

HOLY SHIT. I need someone to eat this with…

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

skarita:

Petitions for all future renditions of Nepeta and Equius to include adorable friendship bracelets.

skarita:

Petitions for all future renditions of Nepeta and Equius to include adorable friendship bracelets.